“二(🕕)战”时(shí )期,盟军要实(🥇)施安(ān )奇奥登陆(lù )计(🌰)划(huá ),迫于对一(yī )门叫安奇奥大(dà )炮(🔧)的超级武器的忌惮,要(yào )派两个(gè )精(jīng )锐特工去(🌫)摧(cuī )毁(⏬)这门(🎏)大(❣)炮(🌗),结果两个(gè )傻逼被派了去,最后经过一连串(👁)搞笑(xiào )事(shì )件,阴差(chà )阳(🏐)错的(🐖)最后完成了任务。 片(🙁)段(duàn )一:德国(🐶)人(rén )在(zài )北(🤯)非布置了一个陷阱,准备(🚣)了一幅假的(🚨)防御(⏯)工(😞)事(shì )地图让这二(🌑)个士兵带回(🥔)去。他们却阴差阳(yáng )错的拿走(🌞)了真(㊙)的地图,最(⛓)终赢得(🈴)了(le )战役。 片段二:他们化装成管(guǎn )道(🤳)工潜入德军在(zài )(🚴)意(yì )大(🤖)利的司令部(🗳),给他(tā )们卫生间的管道修得乱(luàn )七八糟(zāo ),把将军淋了个(🐨)落汤鸡。将军去换衣服,拉(💯)开(😝)抽屉(🏒)发现(💿)一套(🐡)新的军服,于是洗头洗脸准备(🥤)换上新军服的(🐞)时候闭(🔞)着(zhe )眼把脸(🔎)盆里(🔙)的(de )脏水倒进抽(🔫)屉里了(柜(guì )子(⏳)旁(páng )(🏓)边有一(🍁)个废水(shuǐ )桶)(👗)。那个将军是最(zuì )主要的一(yī )个(gè )配角,很有(🕺)意(yì )思。到影(yǐng )片结(jié )束前(qián )1分(fèn )钟(zhōng ),都没有一句台词。最后说了(🐌)一(yī )(🐱)句“谢谢”。 片段三:德军(🍾)有(yǒu )(🕵)一门(mén )超级大(dà )炮俯视着联军将要登陆(lù )的海(hǎi )(🏖)滩。这二个(🏗)士兵居然化(huà )(♟)装成(chéng )希特勒(lè )和随从,去视察大炮(pào ),把大炮炸掉了。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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